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Gabbi. 20. Home is the sunny beaches of Oxnard, California.Lover of art, fitness, fashion, and life little luxuries.
Caffeine Dependent. Military Girlfriend. Wholeheartedly in Love.
first post in months
I had a very long story of why I feel the way I do here, but I backspaced it all.
I guess no one needs to know.
| *hears noises at night*: | well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life |
| *gets shampoo in my eyes*: | I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child |
| *heart is beating fast*: | I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is |
| *a cop walks by*: | here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone |
| *taking a test*: | don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing |
| *gets a sunburn*: | great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents |
| *tripping over something*: | I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me |
| *period is late*: | shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary |
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”
Ray Bradbury (via paradoxicalsentiments)(Source: thatquote, via thisfuckofagun)
| democrats: | wow thank god for california |
| usa: | wow thank god for california |
| tumblr: | wow thank god for california |
| the whole world: | wow thank god for california |
| California: | guys shut the fuck up, prop 30 wasn't passed yet. we're legitimately worried about the state of our education system |
| the whole world: | |
| California: | |
| the whole world: | |
| California: | |
| the whole world: | OBAMA |
| California: | wow |
kids these days
| Cousin: | Gabbi, what'd you want to be when you were little? |
| Me: | I grew up thinking I was going to be an actress, it was my dream. |
| Cousin: | Really? ...that explains all the different personalities you have. |
| Me: | ...-_- |
| Person: | How'd you lose weight? |
| Me: | I eat healthy and I work out |
| Person: | No, seriously, what's your secret? |
| Me: | .............. |
FBstalkers
| Gabbi: | The sole purpose of my Facebook is to stalk you... |
| Zeke: | Yeah, I only go on to stalk you too. |
