Lover of art, fitness, fashion, and life little luxuries.
Caffeine Dependent. Military Girlfriend. Wholeheartedly in Love.
first post in months
I had a very long story of why I feel the way I do here, but I backspaced it all.
I guess no one needs to know.
|*hears noises at night*:||well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life|
|*gets shampoo in my eyes*:||I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child|
|*heart is beating fast*:||I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is|
|*a cop walks by*:||here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone|
|*taking a test*:||don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing|
|*gets a sunburn*:||great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents|
|*tripping over something*:||I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me|
|*period is late*:||shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary|
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.”Ray Bradbury (via paradoxicalsentiments)
|democrats:||wow thank god for california|
|usa:||wow thank god for california|
|tumblr:||wow thank god for california|
|the whole world:||wow thank god for california|
|California:||guys shut the fuck up, prop 30 wasn't passed yet. we're legitimately worried about the state of our education system|
|the whole world:|
|the whole world:|
|the whole world:||OBAMA|
kids these days
|Cousin:||Gabbi, what'd you want to be when you were little?|
|Me:||I grew up thinking I was going to be an actress, it was my dream.|
|Cousin:||Really? ...that explains all the different personalities you have.|
|Person:||How'd you lose weight?|
|Me:||I eat healthy and I work out|
|Person:||No, seriously, what's your secret?|
|Gabbi:||The sole purpose of my Facebook is to stalk you...|
|Zeke:||Yeah, I only go on to stalk you too.|